December 2009
17 posts
The only thing worse than living near the bathroom
is hearing your roommate drop a deuce right when you were thinking about taking a bath.
Dec 28th
People don't really like jerks, they like audacity
jerks just happen to be extremely audacious.
Dec 17th
Always leave things
Better than you’ve found it and, failing that, leave them no worse.
Dec 15th
I waste every day
Where I don’t help make somebody else’s.
Dec 15th
Dec 14th
“Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit...”
– George Lois
Dec 14th
It would really suck
If both these new social business, no-war capitalism types like Muhammad Yunus AND these end of the world environmentalists were right. Maybe we’ll finally figure out how to exist in a world where one’s success doesn’t mean another’s failure just as it becomes impossible to survive on it.
Dec 14th
Do as Jesus Did, Not as Jesus Says,
Because we’re still not sure what he meant.
Dec 14th
Back when I was Christian my church would have...
One Sunday a Filipino maid told the story of her rude employer who would often yell at her or otherwise completely disrespected her. Something happened, the details slip my mind, but she came under suspicion for having done it. When the time came for her to clean house, she’d prayed for over 24 hours to have the wrong righted and suspicion lifted from her. She prayed to God to show her...
Dec 13th
“Oh what can ail thee knight-at-arms, alone and palely loitering? The lake has...”
– Keats, La Belle Dame Sans Merci
Dec 13th
A generous person is most upset
when he is robbed.
Dec 13th
“Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.”
– St. Augustine
Dec 13th
Some things should not be written down
they’ll only hurt you again when you read them.
Dec 13th
There are two really big reasons
why Denise Milani has such power over men: one is on the right and the other is on the left. http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/denise-milani-3.jpg
Dec 8th
To people who tell me God put dinosaur bones in...
I say God probably put priests on this earth to be a pain in the ass (literally).
Dec 3rd
Don't give gifts at Christmas
They’re so much more meaningful if you give them when you’re not obliged to.
Dec 3rd
This Christmas I want a ton of money
Let me decide what I’m going to get, like everybody lets the homeless.
Dec 3rd